Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning, Amazonas, Peru Articles - RealAdventures

Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning

Amazonas, Peru Articles

Listing # RA-1024440


Details of Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning, Amazonas, Peru Articles
Details for Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning

Amazonas, Peru Articles

Contributed By RealAdventures

by Skip Kaltenheuser

A speedboat departs the Iquitos slums, which hover over the water on stilts and rafts to accommodate mercurial high-water marks that vary 15 meters with the Andes snowmelt. Devouring Peru's Amazon for several hours, the boat slows as it enters the tributary Yanayacu that snakes through the jungle like an anaconda.

The tranquil waterway leading to the uttermost ends of the Earth flows somber under an overcast sky. Joseph Conrad would have gone for it. Villages disappear, but after every few bends in the river, I can see Indian fishermen netting or gigging catfish, from armored ones that can "walk" on dry land, to giants that can swallow a small pig. My destination, Loving Light Amazon Lodge, keeps a shaman on retainer. I seek his vision.

An endless palette of greens shifts in light filtering through cloud patterns and treetops. With 11 times the water volume of the Mississippi, the river system moistens the strongest lungs of the earth. As ill-advised development schemes narrow species diversity, jungle shamans are also endangered. These medicine men and spiritual leaders carry rain-forest knowledge accumulated by countless generations. Most villages are now without a leader. Remaining shamans are elderly, and do not have apprentices. As they die, libraries burn. This blows an ill wind for modern medicine, which acquires many of its clinically useful prescription drugs from the rain forest and the realm of folk medicine. Of 80,000 Amazon plant species, only a fraction have been thoroughly analyzed.

One shaman hanging tough is Marcelino Nolorbe Talexio. Third generation and in his mid-30s, with hopes for his son to join the mystic guild, he looks like an Indian James Mason. Talexio's house specialty is Ayahuasca, the Inca "vine of the dead, vine of the soul." Boiling down a species of Banisteriopsis vine and a half-dozen other plants, he produces a potent mix of hallucinogenic alkaloids, used for millennia to enter sacred supernatural worlds for worship, healing and insight.

In the meantime, my fellow travelers and I spend several days gathering our jungle rhythms. We occupy the day with plant lectures, drinking water from one vine, climbing another, and avoiding one caustic enough to burn skin. Traveling the river and adjoining lakes, we take in the local village life that revolves around the river. Children in a one-room schoolhouse sing for us, then play soccer in a jungle clearing. A woman we visit downriver climbs down the high riverbank with several children. They carry parasols and wear pained looks. She lost a child the week before, and another is down with fever. A simple gift of ibuprofen is gratefully accepted. The small mounds in a family graveyard, marked by tall yellow and scarlet plants, betray the Amazon's sadness – high mortality for children.

At night, we hunt tree tarantulas (is it the brown or the black that really nail you? Whichever, it's the opposite for scorpions); or paddle in suspenseful search of caimans, alligator-like reptiles whose glowing eyes don't betray their actual size. Our boat guide's hands move with startling speed, tossing small ones into the boat that unnerve those wearing sandals. Small, colorful frogs land in our arms, one leap ahead of the repeated query, "Is this a poison dart frog?"

Fishing for the legendary peacock bass requires special tackle – one quickly takes my lure like an hors d'oeuvre and keeps going. But piranhas are a no-brainer – eat 'em before they eat you, that's my motto. Actually, you can swim and bathe in the river as long as you're not bleeding. The tough part is retrieving the hook from the razor teeth of a decent-sized piranha. The best implement I've found is an Indian carving of a phallic symbol, although hook removal sends a shiver.

And best not to get caught in a downpour while fishing. Sheets of rain pound our long dugout canoe as lightning slices the gray horizon, thunder-clapping applause and layering dread on the faces of the young Indian couple guiding me. We bail wildly until comically pitching our metal pots to the far end of the canoe, as if lightning is so choosy. No jumping to land, either – the thick reeds on this river section hide vipers and, with the speedboat long gone for supplies and the shaman who knows where, I chance lightning in preference to the bushmaster and his cousins.

The night of the vision quest finally arrives. The house band – singing guitarist, a maraca shaker and a bongo player – warm up Peruvian blues of unrequited love as we light lanterns and ponder a dinner spiced with a side dish of yellow seed pod sauce known as "monkey-dick."
Offered by the chef with a sly look, its memory alone makes my face sweat.

The ceremony is in a huge, thatched dome roundhouse, with wraparound windows covered by mosquito netting. Those not participating wisely retire to the deck porch overlooking the river, with the exception of the American lodge partner, the designated lifeguard this night.

Talexio begins by blowing tobacco smoke into a soda-pop bottle filled with muddy grey glop, topping off the foulest, vilest tasting brew to cross my lips. How bad? Large, red buckets sit ominously in front of the newly initiated, just in case.

He settles into a five-hour rendition of his Ayahuasca Icaro. An Icaro is a shamanic power song learned from an elder or from the spirits, intended to provoke visions. The song alternates with a melodic whistle while brushes woven from reeds carry the beat on our heads and shoulders, rapping on the door between the inner self and the rain forest.

Ticked at having drunk that gunk to no apparent effect, muck so foul no monkey-dick could fix it, I stand up. I sit down. The jungle's cacophony of night sounds blend into the shaman's song, which I hug like a life raft. Skepticism over the shaman's mental alchemy vanishes as the forest reaches out to my senses while the night's lightning storms play on the horizon like distant artillery.

The chaotic onslaught of the jungle coalesces into an inclusive organic wave washing over me, imparting the reverence with which many locals view their surroundings. What a loss to lose this relationship. I mull over private thoughts until sunrise.

In the morning, we gather for the shaman's debriefing. We describe our visions to a translator and hear the shaman's analysis. The shaman sips a mixture of rum and garlic, blowing it onto the back of our heads as he sings and whistles and beats about our heads and shoulders with brushes. Sobering.

Talexio takes the helm of a long dugout and we journey down the Yanayacu to the Amazon for a rendezvous with pink river dolphins. They bob around us, like they're waiting to play a game of Marco Polo. Mixed with their gray brethren, they look as if some crazed interior decorator named Kurtz had gone up river in the '80s and then gone terribly wrong in the heart of darkness. Hot and weary from the night's rigors, we swim in the cool, murky waters, but the dolphins keep a respectful distance. Local mermaid legends undoubtedly originated with the pink dolphins, fueled by a local's cane-juice horror.

Swimming off the broad expanse of a river beach one easily imagines caimans, electric eels, big fish with fins like daggers, and pesky piranha. They don't concern me. My frontal lobes are captive to the legend of the Candiru, the Toothpick Fish. This tiny parasitic catfish is said to navigate warm urethra canal currents. Once upstream, he secures his berth with open fins. Wrapped like an onion, I sport two swimsuits and all my dirty underwear. If the Candiru gets me, it would only be as an overwrought metaphor for the civilization I have sought refuge from.

Flocks of ducks fly low in formation along the river as we begin the long voyage back up the Yanayacu. Our all-purpose shaman tends the precious motor rigged onto our dugout. Despite strong currents, floating plants form a thick pea green soup. Approaching storm clouds turn the sky steel gray. Not to worry, my shaman is at the rudder.

Suddenly, Talexio looks sheepish. The dugout stops, then drifts backwards. The shaman, who does Ayahuasca four or five times a week, forgot to fill the gas tank. The dugout has one paddle. Night falls.

Lightning flashes and the rain comes. A flashlight beam lights a caiman's eyes. The beer runs out. "Before we die, what is the lesson, O shaman?" I ask with a sneer.

"Manten tus pantalones bien puestos," he replies, reading my earlier fit of fright with the Candiru. Roughly translated, it means, "Keep your pants on."


Loving Light Amazon Lodge is extremely remote and rustic, but pleasing, with a minimum of layers insulating visitors from the environment. For more information, e-mail info@junglelodge.com, or visit www.junglelodge.com. Medical personnel stay for free at Loving Light on any day they spend half their time tending the needs of area villages.

Major medical volunteer missions elsewhere in Peru’s Amazon can be organized through the Rainforest Health Project in Washington State. For more information, e-mail rhp@pobox.com, or visit www.pobox.com/&rhp.

Map & Contact Info - Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning


Interactive Map for Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning
RealAdventures
Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning
Peru




impressions Listing Impressions

Who do you think this listing would appeal most to?

Ideal For
 
Couples
0 votes
 
Family
0 votes
 
Groups
0 votes
 
Senior
0 votes
 
Solo
0 votes
 
Students
0 votes
Style & Spirit
 
Active
0 votes
 
Adventurous
0 votes
 
Educational
0 votes
 
Inspiring
0 votes
 
Party
0 votes
 
Relaxing
0 votes
 
Romantic
0 votes

Travelers Comments





Similar Listings You May Be Interested In

Accommodations in Peru | View More...

Pampa Hermosa Lodge

Pampa Hermosa Lodge
Amazonas, Peru Hotels & Resorts
Ofrecemos un Turismo de aventura en paseos exclusivos. Uno de los mayores atractivos es el Gallito de las Rocas, más de diez cataratas y la visita al Santuario Nacional de Pampa Hermosa. Una aventura exótica de vasta biodiversidad de Flora y Fauna....
Starting at $100 Per Night

Homestay In Barranco-lima/peru

Homestay In Barranco-lima/peru
Amazonas, Peru Vacation Rentals
Enjoy the comfort and tranquility of a family house. Located in Barranco, just TEN minutes away from the romantic Bridge of Sighs. Services: Hot water 24 hrs, Housekeeping every day, Wi-Fi (certain areas of the house), cable. LONG OR SHORT TERM ...
$15 Per Night

Los Andes de America Cusco Hotel

Los Andes de America Cusco Hotel
Amazonas, Peru Hotels & Resorts
The Hotel Best Western The Andes of America is a unique combination of the infrastructure modern and colonial architecture. Located in the heart of the city of Cusco, the Cusco it is considered as a City Cultural Patrimony of the Humanity....


Activities, Adventures & Tours in Amazonas | View More...

Peruvian Hiking High Summit Peru Climbing Trekking

Peruvian Hiking High Summit Peru Climbing Trekking
Ancash, Peru Hiking & Trekking
We are a travel agency and tourism in Peru. We specialize in adventure tourism, cultural and ecological. We specialize in organizing different types of adventure such as mountaineering, Trekking, Hiking, Rock Climbing, Expeditions, local tours....
Starting at $734 Per Night

Hike the amazing Inca Jungle trail to Machu Picchu

Hike the amazing Inca Jungle trail to Machu Picchu
Machu Picchu, Peru Hiking & Trekking
This new route involves biking, walking and just being. Our multiple terrain trip, includes recently discovered real Inca paths, archaeological ruins, an 80km bike downhill through the mountains to the green valleys below and the jungle....
Starting at $399 Per Person

Mountain Bike on Inca Trails, a Lifetime Adventure

Mountain Bike on Inca Trails, a Lifetime Adventure
Cusco, Peru Bike Tours
We are the Leader Mountain Bike Company in Peru offering the best adventures on two wheels. Ride mind-blowing singletracks in the Andes of Peru with professional guides. They will take you safe and help you improve your mountain bike skills!...
$70 Per Person


Nature & Wildlife in Peru | View More...

Amazon tours and cruises with GreenTracks

Amazon tours and cruises with GreenTracks
Iquitos, Peru Eco Tours
Explore the upper reaches of the exotic Amazon, one of the world's greatest ecosystems on a colorful Amazon riverboat. Hike through the rainforest, explore by small boat, view wildlife, fish for piranha, relax in comfort on the upper deck surrounded ...
$2,285 Per Person

Explore Manu Rainforest and go Trekking in Peru

Explore Manu Rainforest and go Trekking in Peru
Cusco, Peru Eco Tours
German-peruvian Tour Operator in Cusco specialized in Tours to the Manu Rainforest, birdwatching, also offers trekking tours, Inka Trail to Machu Picchu and alternative trails, trekking with children, Hotel and Flight booking allover Peru...
Starting at $485 Per Trip

Tapiche Reserve Real Jungle Experience

Tapiche Reserve Real Jungle Experience
Loreto, Peru Wildlife & Safari Tours
TAPICHE RESERVE #1 place to see wildlife in their natural habitat. No wildlife in domestic conditions for tourist entertainment and deep inside primary rain forest. Accessible only by waterway, the 1540 hectare Reserve is situated 404 km from Iquitos...
Starting at $90 Per Night


Personal Growth in Peru | View More...

Famous Amazonian Jungle Healing Center

Famous Amazonian Jungle Healing Center
Amazonas, Peru Folk Medicine
"Goddess of Amazon" Exotic Lodge & Alternative healing Center IQUITOS / PERU The city of Love from "Celestine Prophecies" Is famous in Loreto for its uniqe Natural healing methods , use of Amazonian Medicinal plants and Bath's...
Starting at $88 Per Night


Advertise Your Accommodation or Travel Services


Create A ListingAmazonas, Peru Articles Listing
Add a full-page listing promoting your accommodations, tours or travel services to customers on our network of travel sites. Your listing page can have up to 26 images, unlimited text, interactive map, availability calendar, ecards, photo-gallery and more.
Rates From US $17 Per Month    » View Details

» See Link Codes
Link Codes - Add This Listing To Your Site

Add this listing to your website, CraigsList, FaceBook, MySpace or blog.

Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning
Amazonas, Peru Articles
Freelance writer Skip Kaltenheuser's epic journey through the Peruvian Amazon in search of one of the last remaining medicine men.

Great rates & deals!

>>

Amazonas, Peru Articles | Peru Articles | Peru Vacations | Amazonas, Peru
Articles | Articles Peru
Link Code


Contributor Info
RealAdventures
Eat This Shrub and Call Me in the Morning
Peru


Current Search






Disclaimer: Information provided through RealAdventures website, newsletters, emails or other services has been provided directly by the companies and/or individuals owning or offering the products/services. RealAdventures does not guarantee or warranty the accuracy of the information contained herein. It is the sole responsibility of the user to ensure the accuracy and clarity of any posted material and to determine the suitability of any service for their particular needs or requirements. Likewise, it is the responsibility of advertisers to determine the suitability and credit worthiness of potential customers prior to any transaction.
/listings/1024440_Eat-This-Shrub-and-Call-Me-in-the-Morning